Any women knows what the nickname of chicken fillets refers to, however we are not quite sure that we would like inflatable ones  to carry around with us. My handbag is already full of lipsticks, brushes, mirrors and lists of  things to do. The thought of carrying around my own chicken fillets to pump up and down when ever I please  is not appealing to me.

I want to have them already inserted into my bra and for them to stay there all day.  Debenhams however seems to have different ideas. They have put on sale chicken fillets at the price of £5.00 and you can take them in and out of your bra as you please. As if I will sit at the bus stop and reach inside my brassiere to pull out what is giving me the cleavage to die from.

The bra pads  are meant to be different because they are inflatable. Apparently you squeeze a pump button and the pads will inflate as big or as small as you like. Pardon me for pointing this out however I  will get strange looks if  my breasts are two sizes smaller than they were one minute ago.

My advice to Debenhams is to give it up as a bad job. We have the padded bra, we have chicken fillets, we have the option of breast surgery. Inflatable breast pads are just something that will go down in history as the worst lingerie invention ever.

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